Join us in welcoming the newest addition to the Fungus & Mungus Railroad. Spicy the Bold, pictured, has completed her 6-month probationary period and is now a full-time member of the staff. Six months ago, she showed up at the FMRR office looking for work. She has been assigned to the personnel department, where her duties will include making rounds of the other staff members to ensure they are wide awake and fully engaged in their assigned tasks. No sleeping on the job while she is on duty.
Each of our executive staff members has distinct responsibilities. Lavender the Clueless sleeps all day, waking up only when food is served for taste testing. Grigio the Gray is responsible for quality control, examining, and pull-testing every wire under the layout; inspecting every tunnel and cave, and supervising operations from above, on the tallest mountain. Dora the Explorer is responsible for greeting guests as they arrive.